Vancouver.Craigslist's Useless Things You Desperately Need

There's a time in a person's life where they must ask themselves "What is missing in my life?" Is it a meaningful career? They'd ask. No. Emotional commitment? No. Only when the incandescent bulb of sudden realisation flutters alight will the answer reveal itself: "kangaroo leather". That's right, straight from the sunbeaten plains of Australia and right to your door, you too can own a kangaroo pelt of indeterminate size for only one dollar.

"BRAND NEW! Good for a hat, or as a rug."

It's simultaneously a hat and a rug?! What on earth kind of witchy lump of flesh is this? In which case why we haven't been harvesting the sweet, magical, grizzled skins of marsupial for mass order is a mystery to me.

Perfect for birthdays, bridal showers and guaranteed to be the talking-point of every Jehovah's Witness you invite into your home, don't let this one slip you by.