Pirates of the Critical Mass

I have no idea why, but this Friday is the annual pirate-themed Critical Mass. It'll be like the usual Crit Mass gang of bike geeks and punks but this time everyone's gonna be wearing bandanas, knee socks, and saying AAAARR, MATEY and all that. It could be pretty darn annoying or really fun if you'd only come down off your high horse (or out of your lame-o Hummer). I should also mention that the ride could be 80% more dangerous since people with eye patches have no depth perception. You gotta watch that shit.

Anyhow, let's see what happens. The last time Crit Mass started off with Japanese breakdancers. Well, I think they were Japanese, but maybe I shouldn't say.

Anyhow, people are gearing up for June, which is bike month and the monthly bike ride has been gettin' bigger and bigger since January, hasn't it?

So. The art gallery. Fridayt. 5:00 (though most people show up at 5:45). Invite your uncle with the pegleg. 'Kay?