Celebration of Boredom

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  • July 26, 2006

072606_fireworks.jpgI don't understand the lure of the fireworks. Actually, that's not true. I grew up in Surrey, and the fireworks were a big deal. It was exciting. I remember roaming through the throngs of equally bored and angry teenagers. I remember the adrenalin as a huge gang of us strutted along and dodged the police as we drank Molson and smoked joints. Maybe we'd drop acid or shrooms. Hell, we did that every weekend anyways. We felt like rebels. But we weren't. We were like everybody else. We were the same as the wiggers, the preppies, the jocks, the heshers, the hoochies, and the drama nerds. We invaded downtown once a year, but we felt the same emptiness as soon as the fireworks were over.

(This article was originally published in The Westender a couple of years ago. Unfortunately it still holds true. We are endorsing the bombing of Lebanese civilians while we flock to see some gun-powder explode and make pretty colours).

Tonight, as I swam against the current of hyper-sexed J-Lo clones and blinged-out wannabe gangsters, I remembered an old Bad Religion song that my friends and me would sing as we skated in underground parking lots waiting for the security guard's ever-present flashlight. "Against the grain/ that's where I'll stay/ swimming upstream". Am I the only one who took those lyrics to heart? Now all my Surrey friends drive G-rides, have cell phones, and go to the Roxy.

I waded through the hormone and weed scented air while the hordes came at me in waves. They were like sheep. So, I started bleating like one! "Baaaaah". They mostly just laughed, one of them called me a fag. I called them lemmings. They looked like TV. They looked like magazines.

Now, don't get me wrong. Its not that I hate fireworks, or hate that they're in my back yard, its that they don't happen enough. Or other things like it. These kids take in so many stimuli: from Internet, to TV, to video games, to magazines, to just walking down the bloody street; that they need to be entertained. Kurt Cobain said it, and its true. Downtown should be a party every weekend, and not just in the clubs.

As the fireworks started I thought about my cat trembling under the bed and rushed home. The noise was awesome. Car alarms went off. Buildings shook. Then I thought about Baghdad.

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I like the westender but really that blurb was lame last year it didn't get any better in a years time. The author so dying to be cooler than all those "sheep" ughh petty and boorish.

Posted by: reader at July 27, 2006 12:11 AM | Quote Comment

Were the fireworks always that loud?

Posted by: ariadna at July 27, 2006 6:26 AM | Quote Comment

I chose to go see the fireworks last night, walk 10 mins from my West End home to sit on the grass, hang out with my husband and friend and catch a really neat show.

Last time I checked my name wasn't Stephen Harper, Kurt Cobain or J-Lo. I pretty much used my own free will and own two legs to walk down to those fireworks and ya know, I'll probably do it again :p

Posted by: miss604 at July 27, 2006 8:29 AM | Quote Comment

Once in a while I go to the fireworks. I have never really understood why people like them.

Posted by: sarah at July 27, 2006 9:26 AM | Quote Comment

i went to Kits beach last night to read my book, and then realized that the fworks were happening. Stuck around for part of it, which was entertaining enough for hte 1st 5 minutes. i left shortly afterwards. Note these points. 1) The vibe is way more chill and down-home (aka not Surrey) on the other side of the water. 2) The sea of square lights from people's phones and cameras looked cooler than the fireworks. 3) People sitting on curbs and on double parked cars, or just standing around all up Maple, Arbutus, etc right up to Broadway: pretty cool, i thought.

Posted by: statusq at July 27, 2006 10:46 AM | Quote Comment

Seems to me the author is confusing the fireworks themselves with one particular group of people who watch them, which is silly because many people do actually go to just enjoy the spectacle rather than making a spectacle of themselves.

In addition, comments like "we are endorsing the bombing of Lebanese civilians while we flock to see some gunpowder explode and make pretty colours" are petulant and immature. I disagree with Israel's campaign but not looking at fireworks isn't going to help the Lebanese any.

The fireworks don't actually cost all that much money and they bring enjoyment to many. Lighten up.

Posted by: Cat at July 27, 2006 1:44 PM | Quote Comment

West Van is a sweet spot from which to watch. So is Grouse. I'll be avoiding downtown like the plague for the next two Saturday nights (plus next Wednesday), and shudder to think what it must be like to work in an English Bay restaurant on one of these nights...

Posted by: Andrew Morrison at July 27, 2006 1:50 PM | Quote Comment

Talk about missing the point. Do you people even read?


Now, don't get me wrong. Its not that I hate fireworks, or hate that they're in my back yard, its that they don't happen enough. Or other things like it. These kids take in so many stimuli: from Internet, to TV, to video games, to magazines, to just walking down the bloody street; that they need to be entertained. Kurt Cobain said it, and its true. Downtown should be a party every weekend, and not just in the clubs.


I said I DON'T hate the fireworks and I said that they should happen more often. And it should be failry obvious to any discerning reader that I was indeed talking about a particular group of people and NOT everyone who goes to the fireworks. It is because we have convinced a generation that it will be happy if it buys fancy gadgets and useless plastic crap. We have replaced parks with malls. There is nothing to do, I know because I grew up in Surrey. When the fireworks happen, shit goes down. Its simple. Did you really think I was talking about the type of people who would go and read a book and take in a nice family event?

Posted by: sean orr at July 27, 2006 9:53 PM | Quote Comment

Sean,



I'm afraid this article presents a false correlation between firework shows and warfare. Granted, gunpowder is used for both entertaining displays of pyrotechnics and for attrocious military "shock and awe" tactics, but to suggest that a link between a fireworks festival and a systematic bombing campaign of a city presents a logical fallacy of emotional appeal (ie: the connection between the two is purely emphatic, not factually connected).



Also, is this article about the fireworks, bored teenagers, social cliques, friends "selling out", Western materialism, or the bombing of Lebanon? It jumps all over the place, and there doesn't seem to be a coherrent connection between the observations.



However, I will agree with you on the concept that Vancouver needs to greatly improve on it's social scene. Why is it that we almost never have public festivals? Must the public of Vancouver forever suffer the consequences of the '94 Stanley Cup Riot? Will we ever be allowed to have fun outdoors again, or will we forever be treated like infants by the police, unable to enjoy a simple beer on the beach while socializing with others? This is a topic that definitely needs serious dicussions, especially with the Olympics on the way. How will visitors from other countries react to strict public laws of Vancouver, especially when you compare them to the outdoor life of, say, Montreal?



Sorry to sound like such a grammar teacher in this post. I thourghly enjoy your postings on Beyond Robson and continue looking forward to them, but this one needs a lot more focus and definition on the topic.

Posted by: lenova at July 27, 2006 11:58 PM | Quote Comment

A false correlation between firework shows and warfare! Yes, I was trying to equate the two! You got me! Debunked! Drat!

Come on. Give me some credit. This is a rant in its most pure and vitrolic essence. There is no logical fallacy because I'm not using any logic.

The only connection is the visceral sound of explosions in the sky, and empathizing both with bored kids attending the fireworks, and kids who for the fireworks are real and not very much fun. I mean, Lebanon was in brackets for Christ's sake.

I must say however that you have an eloquent way of critique. Thanks for reading.

Posted by: Sean Orr at July 28, 2006 12:14 AM | Quote Comment

But Sean, aren't they all just Zombies?

Posted by: bcneocon at July 28, 2006 12:27 AM | Quote Comment

Damn! I forgot about zombies! I should have used zombies instead of sheep. Thanks!

Posted by: sean Orr at July 28, 2006 12:30 AM | Quote Comment

Yay zombies!

Posted by: ari at July 28, 2006 2:03 AM | Quote Comment

Hey, writer dude, no need to get QUITE so outraged at the responses to your post. The reason why so many people missed the point is that it was very hard to find it, probably because you were recycling an old article and trying to put a new spin on it, which is never a good idea. The overall effect is just a muddle.

If people didn't get it, that's your fault, not theirs.

Posted by: Samson at July 28, 2006 8:24 AM | Quote Comment

Yeah I know, I'm just really defensive.

Posted by: sean Orr at July 28, 2006 11:52 AM | Quote Comment

Hahah, this comment roll just made me love Beyond Robson. I mean it. Cheers!

We can create it, we just have to interact.

Posted by: Fake Naem at July 28, 2006 11:22 PM | Quote Comment

If you build it they will come!

Posted by: sarah at July 29, 2006 5:25 AM | Quote Comment

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