Fruit Flies Get Owned by My Electric Flyswatter

Gum, bubble wrap, zits, fruit flies. In case you haven't made the connection yet, these are all things that bring sweet satisfaction when you pop them. It may be the last item that threw you off, since popping fruit flies requires the aid of what has become my favourite device in the midst of a fermenting garbage strike: the electric flyswatter (Thanks, China!).

There's nothing quite like executing a smooth, sweeping backhand that culminates in a pop pop pop and a light show in your own kitchen. And not only does it zap fruit flies, but a whole myriad of unwanted guests: mosquitoes, moths, hornets (watch out for noxious smoke!), black flies, and that pothead that's been living on the couch for 3 weeks.

This cheap little wonder is also a guaranteed hit at your next dinner party. Last time I did a demo for some guests they went all wide-eyed and grabby. "Lemme try! "Lemme try!". It was like I had just unveiled the brand new Pogo-Ball to my elementary schoolmates. Be sure to throw away that antiquated apple cider vinegar trap and keep your unrinsed empties in the kitchen to ensure a good number of targets for your swat-happy guests.

Get yours:
T&T Supermarket ($3.95, on sale)
Richmond and Chinatown Night Markets ($5)

Photo by Rob Brownrage