What sexy are YOU this Halloween?

It did not start with the ANTM Phenomenon . For as long as I can remember, most post-puberty women have taken Halloween as an opportunity for a liberal showing of Tits N' Ass. I have battled it a couple of times, dressing as a dead grandma or as the decidedly unsexy Eddie from Absolutely Fabulous. Both times I spent the entire night convincing myself that TnA were not necessary for a good-looking costume. Last year I dressed up as a man, complete with moustache...and cleavage. I just felt better, knowing that ALL the girls were out that night.

So this weekend, I am going to have to bring it. I'm heading to Chaz Royal's Halloween Burlesque, where the girls are guaranteed to be out. The sexy witches, sexy Frankensteins (I hope), sexy zombies and sexy ghouls will be peeling their clothes and flesh off on stage at the Commercial Drive Legion on Friday and the Lamplighter on Saturday.

The shows star two out-of-towners, Capital City Burlesk from Deadmonton (heh heh) and Shanghai Pearl from Seattle (uhhh...nothing). Also featured are some of Vancouver's favourite stars of the stage, Cecilia Bravo , Lola Frost , Farrah Moans , Pink Sky,
Lady Aurora, Miss Fixx , Jennifer Dolls and KT Couture . If anyone has ever seen Screaming Chicken's Taboo Revue , then they know how awesome it is to see women dressed as dead things dance around and get naked.

I think I'll go as a dead mafia wife...like the kind that leaks to the feds...leopard skin and cleavage and those nasty fake nails...perfect.

Halloween Burlesque is on:
Fri. Oct 27 @ Royal Legion Ballroom, 2205 Commercial Dr.
Sat. Oct 28 @ Lamplighter Pub, 210 Abbott St. Gastown
9pm Doors, 11pm Showtime

Tickets are:
$13 Before 10pm, $17 After