Morning Brew: March 14th

Campbell's aging, drooling, toy poodle gets an absolute discharge then gives an absolute discharge of a speech. He kind of looks like Pope John Paul on ludes doing a Nixon impression. Poor little turtle of a man, why did we put him through this ordeal? You can clearly see he's about 5 seconds away from having a stroke.

In Vancouver landfills, cats and babies beat pads and tampons. Which leads to the question, who is letting these people discard their cats and babies. That's just wrong. I cannot get behind that kind of thing.

And as for pads, why don't we just give all our used ones to Africa. That way this little girl could go to school.

Development will fund transit. Development will also cure most diseases, global warming, the war on terror and bad breath. And homosexuality. Oh and it will start up a blog to talk about local transportation issues.

While technology will take care of cities. Trust me. I work for Siemens Canada. I know.

Can we consume our way to a better planet? Yes. Eat it. Eat it now. Keep eating. Eat the planet.

Tim Louis withholds tax over military spending. Dude, just stash it in the Caymans like everyone else.

Or why not create a crown corporation and get a sweet pension? Everyone's doing it these days. Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel.

http://cknw.com/news/news_local.cfm?cat=7428545912&rem=87757&red=80154523aPBIny&wids=242&gi=1&gm=news_local.cfm
While Liberal committee member says Native Residential schools weren't all bad. Yeah, and the Japanese didn't have it so rough in the internment camps either, and Head Tax? Man, we all hate taxes. Get over it. Harden the Fuck Up BC.

2010 Olympics' official airport is -- wait for it -- YVR.

Evidence of the on-going Financial Apocalypse.

photo by Mordechai Dangerfield in the Br flickr pool of dreams.