Morning Brew: May 26th Vancouver Apple Store Opens.

B.C. museum fears stolen Bill Reid gold pieces may be melted down. Symbolism card full, please upload or delete some. Thanks. Oh and the world is going through a food crisis and the Natives aren't allowed to fish. We fucking suck.

But hey, When climate change hands you lemons, make lemonade. Suckers. It all works out in the end, we don't have to ship up our fruit from the tropics, which causes global warming, because global warming has brought the fruit to us. See you at the beach, cool guy.

Vancouver mayor finally agrees to a debate. First question, Mr. Sullivan, why are you so afraid to debate?

The Lower Mainland may have fine upscale eateries, but where's the beef?. Is this 1979? Are you going to order a Waldorf Salad and a Casesar, light a smoke, and lambaste the faggy french maitre d' for not having catsup? I cannot believe you just wrote these words: "But the high-minded burger-bashers shouldn't be so quick to celebrate." One question: are you Tom Seleck?

Vancouver Apple Store Opens. We're a real city now. Boosh.

What did *you* drink this weekend?

Nothing if you were at the beach apparently.