Morning Brew: July 24th

City plans Olympic crackdown on PNE area parking vendors. Also, no sitting. And no gum chewing, we will cane you. And you must salute the rings. SALUTE THE RINGS!!!.

B.C. gives itself right to deny services based on IQ. "Sorry Mr. Smith, we understand that you might shit your pants anytime you're in a crowd of people, and we know that you can't carry on a conversation that lasts more than two minutes, sir... over here, but you see it says here you are a genius so you should probably go work at McDonalds".

The prophet of self-reliance. Meet the new Can-West poster boy.

Green Gregor preaches environmental religion. In case you didn't notice, The Courier has now officially bent over for Canwest editorial board in Winnipeg.

There are signs the tide is turning against climate-change alarmists. Fucking thank god. I'm starting to get a little annoyed by those whining little rat-faced polar bears hamming it up for the liberal media. Boo hoo. Your home melted. Deal with it.

Loss of bees stings farmers. Isn't there some way we can import some mexican bees to replace them or something?

Challenging industry to innovate is a far more effective way to resolve many of the problems facing society today. They can start by inventing some bees. But otherwise yeah, let's just un-ban everything and challenge industry to deal with the chaos that ensues. PCBs, DDT, leaded gas, semi-automatic assault rifles, drunk driving, Hey wait, is that you Pat Buchanan? "Prohibition is an avoidance tactic; it doesn't solve problems". Really? Except pot though right? That should totally be kept illegal.

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