Morning Brew: They're Freedom Haters, We're Freedom Lovers

Posted by Sean
Filed in News
September 18, 2008

NDP Candidacy up in smoke (Get it? Get it? So good). So he smokes pot, on TV, Pot TV to be precise, that's fine, then he drops liquid blotter acid on TV, that's kind of weird, but okay, fine, then he does DMT, um... sure, yeah, we all have, then he starts a company that sells coca plants, that's probably not very cool, but then what? He drives a car? Fuck that. NO way. He's out.

Also, its perfectly OK to make jokes about Listeriosis. Like, did you hear the one about the guy who opened up the wrong can of worms? It was made by Maple Leaf. Or something. I don't know I just made that up. That joke won't be on the CD.

Meanwhile, the guvermint is trying to turn your kids into fags. Good for Abbotsford for taking a stand against this "deliciously decadent, sinful behaviour in God's eyes".

'Values' voters search for a home. "When representatives don't support the core beliefs of their constituents, where do those potential voters turn"? We wait. We wait for the firestorm of retribution that God will have upon their flesh; for the day in which judgement will come to the millions of wayward soles (liberals).

Women, baby boomers swell ranks of Vancouver's homeless, report finds. We are all about diversity.

Province readers unite! Is the Grey Cup really "the lame Canadian version of the Super Bowl"? Um.....

"Here in British Columbia's south Okanagan, you wouldn't know the world's financial system is teetering. Or that there is a federal election under way. No, here in paradise all they are talking about is the harvest and what kind of year it's going to be for Gewurztraminers and Ehrenfelsers". WE ARE THE ROMANS.

photo by Mordechai Dangerfield.

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Another reason why to hate Sean Orr.

Because he's uuuuugly.

http://www.theaestheticpoetic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/seanorr.jpg

Posted by: QT at September 18, 2008 2:15 PM | Quote Comment

Awesome. You know how to use google. You totally burnt me. I am suuuuuper ugly. Good one. B

Posted by: sean orr at September 18, 2008 2:23 PM | Quote Comment

Finally! His true identity is revealed! Thank you QT, I think he's actually quite handsome...I just got a work boner.
Me thinks QT has a little crush on Sean. Agree?

Posted by: Pounce Minou at September 18, 2008 2:30 PM | Quote Comment

David Cross is owed a nod for this morning's material

Posted by: Paul at September 18, 2008 2:31 PM | Quote Comment

So Sean takes shot and throws low-blows at pretty much anything he feels like...

...and then he whines and cries to us about his *mental condition* and wants us to feel sorry for him http://www.beyondrobson.com/news/2007/10/morning_brew_october_29th/

The only thing Sean needs is a razor and a real job

Posted by: QT at September 18, 2008 2:55 PM | Quote Comment

Maybe we should fight.

Posted by: sean Orr at September 18, 2008 3:02 PM | Quote Comment

Stop picking on Sean---- that is my job and I am very good at it which is why he lives there and I live here

Posted by: Mrs Orr at September 18, 2008 3:09 PM | Quote Comment

Fuckin' Abbotsford, some things never change.

I actually grew up in Abbotsford and graduated from WJ Mouat in the late 80s! Talk about SuperGay, that was me, I certainly couldn't hide it and chose not too. I needed an adventure. lol

There are more closet cases in that city than anywhere else I have travelled in the world. I should start naming names and what they liked to get into but I'm sure their wives and children would be upset now.
And it was a pleasure to see the so called popular girls faces when my older, university aged boyfriends would be picking me up after school. lol

I was called a fag and threatened everyday at school (thankfully I had a ton of friends) yet find its the place that really moulded me who I am today...strong, rich, ambitious and always true to myself. Being put down in highschool totally got me ready for what the real world was about, when others found it hard to get on a path, I knew how to proceed for what I wanted.

Hell, I was even going to The Gandy on the weekends in highschool although I was underage and it was even mentioned as part of my 'activities' in the yearbook. lol

Its funny how much that city has grown, but it really never grows up.

Posted by: J at September 18, 2008 3:25 PM | Quote Comment

Is QT an ex-girlfriend of yours Sean? She sure acts like a scorned lover.

Posted by: Chris at September 18, 2008 4:15 PM | Quote Comment

Fight !!!!! 3:00 at the bike racks !!!! cutie vs orr !!!!!

You know how to tell whos in the closet in Abby ( or the Absters as I like to call it ), anyone who is against that bill in a big way. beware the shakey finger !

Posted by: Chris H at September 18, 2008 5:39 PM | Quote Comment

Chris:
Is QT an ex-girlfriend of yours Sean? She sure acts like a scorned lover.

I know, right?

Posted by: sean Orr at September 18, 2008 9:30 PM | Quote Comment

The thing about the abbotsford stuff that i find most entertaining is how they did not want to offer the course on the basis that 'many people are discriminated throughout the world because of their religious beliefs and social justice concerns' ... Well hey geniuses, guess what? that's exactly what the course was all about. But woops, it wouldn't let you teach anti-discrimination while still discriminating. Who knew?!

Posted by: rbo at September 18, 2008 10:34 PM | Quote Comment

I'm starting to think that QT is a sean orr creation. If its not, then whoever it is has a rock-solid hard on for the brewmaster.

Posted by: miker at September 19, 2008 4:53 PM | Quote Comment

Alright, I admit it... it's me.

Posted by: Jon at September 19, 2008 10:24 PM | Quote Comment

Unfortunately its not me. Its not Jon either. Thats the thing with IP addresses.

Posted by: sean Orr at September 20, 2008 1:15 AM | Quote Comment

nice little shout out to Mitch.. anyone listen to the new cd?

Posted by: owen at September 20, 2008 1:55 PM | Quote Comment